Kerry and Edwards Found in Secret Love Nest
Written on July 10, 2004
John Kerry, the presumptive Democratic candidate, and his newly-tapped running mate John Edwards, were found today by a janitor in a compromising position. Conspiracy theorists are already abuzz about the shocking discovery. The most prominent theory they are advancing involves a mysterious peak in same-sex pajama parties that have been proliferating throughout the Eastern seaboard of the United States. Knowledgeable pundits at ConspiracyTheorists.org indicate that they have said all along that Democratic presidential nominees have lots to hide when it comes to interviewing potential running “mates”.
More to follow as the story develops.
Filed in: 2004 Election, Humour.