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Monthly Archive August, 2004

Oxy-morons

August 13, 2004

There’s just something fundamentally wrong about an organization of … anarchists!
How can you organize and call yourself an anarchist? Isn’t this like nihilists that care — about anything?
Eliminate all free radicals!

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Kerry’s Secret Plan for Social Security

August 11, 2004

Kerry promises to provide all Americans affordable healthcare, while at the same time slashing Americans’ healthcare costs. How does he intend to do this? The plan could be chillingly simple. Following an intensive, hard-hitting investigative report, using modern journalistic techniques we learned at the local theater, we may be forced to draw the conclusion that [...]

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More disinfo from Moore

Michael Moore attacks President Bush’s choice of Porter Goss as the new Director of Central Intelligence, attempting to use Goss’ own words against him.

“I couldn’t get a job with CIA today. I am not qualified,” the Florida Republican told documentary-maker Michael Moore’s production company during the filming of the anti-Bush movie “Fahrenheit 9/11.”

“I don’t have [...]

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Hollywood Musing

“This obsession with plastic surgery is an epidemic. It’s lunacy! These women have had their faces rebuilt and they look terrible. It’s going to backfire at some point; sadly, somebody famous and young is going to have to die on the table.” — plastic surgery veteran Jamie Lee Curtis, 45, to More magazine. She added [...]

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Election Monitoring — Fresh Meat for the Libs

August 10, 2004

While on the surface I can certainly respect organizations like the Organization for Security and Co-Operation in Europe being brought to monitor our elections — hey, getting a different viewpoint on our system may not be so bad, especially if Mark Kilmer is right about them not invalidating the election — I also agree with [...]

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The Once and Future Candidate

Love them or hate them, all great politicians have a vision. A lot of people deride Kerry as being one-dimensional and lacking foresight. However, this must not be true. He must have some kind of foresight; otherwise, how could he possibly have known that the very unpopular war he chose to participate in — and [...]

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Kerry vs the POWs

Kerry touts his war record, but refuses to discuss his anti-war record or his actions regarding Vietnam since he entered the Senate. Why? Because he knows that he has pandered to the Hanoi government, trampled on the hopes of POW families, and disgraced all who served patriotically in Vietnam.
You know he met with North Vietnamese [...]

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Please shoot me now…

August 5, 2004

… because I’m about to say something I never thought I’d say. Ever.
I actually support Britney Spears’ opinion on something.
After hearing all the political rhetoric being blathered about by the darlings of the American Liberal Media ™ — e.g. certain movie stars, musicians, directors, etc. — I had come to the conclusion that the whole [...]

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Kerry’s base widens

August 4, 2004

Thousands of people took to the streets today in support of John Kerry’s plan to send nuclear fuel to Iran.

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The war hero who would be president

August 2, 2004

While reflecting on John Kerry’s “I was in Vietnam, I was a war hero, so I should be your president” platform, Reneé reminded me of another war hero who ran for office…
You see, this man also knew what it was like to walk the line at night, dodge enemy fire, and fight to defend your [...]

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