Dead Cant Rant

Mike Carlton of the Sydney Morning Herald takes a few moments to educate Americans on the president we recently re-elected, not only raising the spectre of “Bush is a chimp” but also finding time to do what few others do: insult Laura.

George Bush’s second inaugural extravaganza was every bit as repugnant as I had expected, a vulgar orgy of triumphalism probably unmatched since Napoleon crowned himself emperor of the French in Notre Dame in 1804.

The little Corsican corporal had a few decent victories to his escutcheon. Lodi, Marengo, that sort of thing. Not so this strutting Texan mountebank, with his chimpanzee smirk and his born-again banalities delivered in that constipated syntax that sounds the way cold cheeseburgers look, and his grinning plastic wife, and his scheming junta of neo-con spivs, shamans, flatterers and armchair warmongers, and his sinuous evasions and his brazen lies, and his sleight of hand theft from the American poor, and his rape of the environment, and his lethal conviction that the world must submit to his Pax Americana or be bombed into charcoal.

Difficult to know what was more repellent: the estimated $US40 million cost of this jamboree (most of it stumped up by Republican fat-cats buying future presidential favours), or the sheer crassness of its excess when American boys are dying in the quagmire of Bush’s very own Iraq war.

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But restraint is not a Dubya word. Learning nothing, the dumbest and nastiest president since the scandalous Warren Harding died in 1923, Bush is now intent on expanding the Iraq war to neighbouring Iran.

Wow. A little peeved, are we Mikey?

He just can’t resist a racist attack on Condoleeza Rice:

Condoleezza Rice did admit to the US Senate this week that there had been some “not so good” decisions. But the more I see of her gleaming teeth and her fibreglass helmet of hair and her perky confidence, the more I am convinced that back in the ’60s she used to be Cindy Birdsong, up there beside Diana Ross as one of the Supremes of Motown fame. I don’t think it’s a good idea to let her make a comeback as Secretary of State.

And the government is run by filthy “mad-eyed” Zionists! But it’s also run by evangelical Christians who are not Zionists!

The Defence Secretary, the incompetent Donald Rumsfeld, has seized control, aided by two Pentagon under-secretaries. One is Douglas Feith, a mad-eyed Zionist largely responsible for the post-invasion collapse of order in Iraq, a civilian bureaucrat memorably described by the former Centcom commander, General Tommy Franks, as “the f—ing stupidest guy on the face of the Earth”.

The other is army Lieutenant General William G. (Jerry) Boykin, whose name also rings a bell. Jerry is a born-again Christian evangelical, a three-star bigot who, in his spare time, stumps the country in full uniform, preaching that America’s enemy is Satan, Allah is a false idol, and that George Bush has been ordained by the Lord to rout evil.

In case you questioned how important feelings are to liberals, take a look:

I FEEL as sick as a parrot…

Er, what?

Mikey needs to take his meds. It’s difficult to deal with both depression and stark raving stupidity at the same time.